My friends and I sat near the porch and drank beer, chatted about our own - generally relaxed. Then my neighbor in the staircase Margarita Iosifovna appeared, and then it began ...

“Here, you loafers, do not do anything, drink beer, sit on the parents' neck ...” and in this spirit for a long time we were given a lecture about what kind of freaks we are ...

I must say that I was 16 years old and “sitting on the neck of my parents” while studying in 10th grade was not a shame to me. In general, Margarita Iosifovna got me with her morals since my parents and I moved to this apartment. In principle, this was tolerable, but recently she retired and I began to deal with her much more often, respectively, she became stronger.

Several days passed from the moment of the lecture at the entrance, I was sitting at home and surfing the Internet, suddenly the doorbell rang, it was Margarita Iosifovna ...

“Listen, Dimitri I have a problem with a faucet in the bathroom, please help me”

“OK, Margarita Iosifovna will come and see,” I replied.

I took the tools and went to the neighbor. She lived alone, I don’t know about her husband, and she had children, but they lived somewhere abroad. Of course, I was too lazy to go, besides, I could not stand her, but nevertheless a neighbor. The work was there for 7 minutes, I quickly did everything and was about to leave, but then, apparently out of gratitude, they decided to give me tea.

We sat in the kitchen drinking tea and talking, or rather she told me something, frankly, I didn’t even listen to what she was rubbing - a habit worked out over the years. But then she suffered ...

“Who brought you up, your elbows on the table, collapsed, you would be in the Suvorov school ...” - I began to boil, - “... who drinks tea like that, would take out a spoon, and even eat like a horse at a watering place - sheer mess. .. "

“So, I’m fooling you old bullshit every kind of repair, and you, damn it, you hit me, let you go ...” - I could not resist, and went home.

Maybe everything would be over for this, but this creature had enough brains to complain to my parents - I was in shock. My mother immediately ran over me, and my father listened to my story, and said that it was not worth it to be rude, but actually I'm right. He and his father, something the last time the relationship completely deteriorated. My mother still wanted to send me to apologize, but my father, probably in her pick, insisted on her and let it all down on the brakes.

I decided to take revenge, I just thought that such rudeness on her part was unforgivable. For quite a long time I was building a plan for revenge, I decided to take revenge so that little would seem to her. At first I went shopping and bought the necessary inventory. Then I loaded enough sweets with sleeping pills in sufficient quantities, and went to work.

Dziyin ...

"Who's there?"

“This is me, Dmitry, your neighbor, can I talk to you?” - I tried to speak in a repentant voice

“What do you want, ham?” - “there is an infection” - I thought - “this is me, ham, well, well”

“Margarita Iosifovna, I came to apologize, I am guilty and I want to atone for my fault” - the lock was opened

"Well, what do you want to tell me, young man?"

“Margarita Iosifovna, I was wrong, I shouldn’t talk to you like that, apparently I was really badly brought up ...” - to myself I was choking with laughter, what nonsense I was carrying, but all this crap, apparently , acted - "... and that would somehow atone for his guilt I bought you here"

On her face, she found a mask of pleasure, such as the enemy was defeated at her feet.

“Okay, come in, I'll treat you to tea, since you understood everything” - it was good luck, because before that I was going to crawl into her apartment through the balcony, and then the beast itself had driven itself into a trap

We sat down to drink tea, naturally with my sweets, this time I behaved like an idiot ... I pretended to listen to her attentively, I sat like a pillar, drank in small sips and kept talking about what delicious sweets I brought (be This fool is more closely, she might have noticed that I praise the candy, but do not eat).

Somewhere in 15-20 minutes and 5-6 candies, Margarita Iosifovna’s speech began to get confused and stray, but I firmly pretended not to notice it. After another 3 minutes, my neighbor dropped her head and puffed - my plan began to be carried out. I waited 10 minutes, then checked the depth of sleep.She didn’t react to claps, loud cries, I gently patted her cheeks - no reaction. “Okay,” I thought, “last check and for the cause.” I pulled her nose, ears, put her finger in her mouth - everything is calm. The next stage of my plan has come. Running home for a camera, I dragged it into a large room. Then I had to tinker, undressing her, I had no such experience, the girls with whom I had fucked before undressing themselves. But, whoever searches, he will always find - in the end I will section her. Here began my photo session, Margarita Iosifovna at the window, with her legs spread apart; Margarita Iosifovna on the balcony; Margarita Iosifovna on the carpet, etc., etc. Having filled out all the memory of the camera, I carefully put it on, it was harder to dress than to undress, but even then I managed. Then I sat her in a chair. I must say that I am quite tired of turning over it, nevertheless, the height of the meter is eighty, and the weight of a kilogram of 65-70 is even for me with the growth of meter ninety somewhat tiresome. Then I went out the door and shut it behind me.

At first, I thought to shake the dibs out of her, the children working abroad seemed to send her enough money, the apartment was richly furnished, the food in the fridge was expensive, and she was also not wearing second-hand clothes. But while working on her photos in Photoshop, I looked at her closely. A woman with regular features, quite a good figure for 50 years, large breasts, tanned, without gray hair - my plan of punishment has changed.

I waited a few days, it was just May 1, and my parents were going to fly to France for 10 days. I refused this trip I had my own business. On the 29th, my parents, giving me money and instructions, went to France. I sighed with relief, nothing interfered with my plan. Later in the evening my father called me and said that they had arrived and everything was all right. All - it was time to act.

I got dressed and went downstairs to the porch, put a sheet of paper in Margarita Iosifovna’s mailbox. On this sheet was her “somewhat frivolous” photograph and the caption “The old slut is waiting for young stallions. For the money I will do everything - your Margo "well, and her phone number and address, at the bottom of the sheet, I wrote by hand ..." Do not twitch bitch, they will contact you again. " After these actions, I went to sleep. The calculation was simple, having received it, she will start thinking about all this and estimate the options, and this will be in my favor.

In the morning I washed, took a bath, drank a cup of coffee and again went downstairs to the mailboxes, checked the neighbor's box, there was no sheet there - it means she has it. Everything went according to plan. I went to the store, watched TV, then looking at the clock I thought that the client was ready. I again went to visit my neighbor in the staircase.

I rang the doorbell ...

“Who?” - and the voice is strained

“Margarita Iosifovna, this is your neighbor, there is a conversation”

“Dim, come on then, I feel bad” - aha, nerves are naughty, I liked the letter

“Margarita Iosifovna, this is very important, open the door, please”

"Well, that you" - the door opened

“Margarita Iosifovna, didn’t you get anything in the mailbox?” - at that moment I had a very malicious face

“In the box, when?” She asked not very confidently.

“Oh, we pretend that we don’t understand anything, or are we not at all friends with our head?” I figured in my mind

“And yesterday evening, advertisement, there one juicy girl advertises herself, nothing like that happened?”

"Ah, this is your job scum, well, everything" - she tried to give me a slap in the face, I grabbed her hand

"Easy, creature!"