I really did not want to go on vacation without my wife. Here, I think, colleagues will laugh, usually after all alone it is clear why they go to the south. But there was only one voucher, and Gali’s mother got sick in the village ... In general, the circumstances were against me.

Here I am at the airport, in my hands the suitcase collected by my wife. Barely persuaded her not to give me food on the road. The plane is delayed with the departure due to bad weather, all wound up. Two maidens, some seventeen years old — will look around: then they will look at each other, sprinkle and look further. Father of the family, full of dignity. Children run and do not give to read the newspaper.

I slept on the way, then I ate, then I slept again. The girls for some reason all the time ran to the toilet, woke up and laughed.

Arrived early in the morning. Everyone went to the hotel, and I immediately, with a suitcase, to the beach. There was no one, except for stupid coastal birds. Stripped naked, went swimming. I come out of the water, remove from the member stuck nasty green alga. I raise my eyes, and suddenly I see a girl with black hair, beautiful, young and elastic, like my wife, but about seven years younger. Sits on the sand and bites his lips in order not to laugh.

I saw her, so I was a little confused at first. And then I remembered how I shot the alga, clutched my hands at this place and to things with amble. And she already laughs. I put on swimming trunks and say to the girl: I'm sorry, I thought I was alone here. She replies that they say nothing terrible.

So met. Her name was Lena, she was 17 years old and she lived in a village near her father, her mother died recently. In general, talking about life, floated in a race. For some reason, she began to tell me about love. What, they say, the guys she has not had and stuff like that.

And when I got ready to leave, she said to me:

- - My father has now gone fishing. You come to me tonight, just quietly. We do not lock.

And I tell her:

- - Х%% YOU, GADINA! I AM GETTING