The master came to the feast for the mass, he stands and prays to God; Suddenly, he took the lead from his peasant, and this son of a bitch sinned, so that you can not breathe.

- Eka is a scoundrel! As he sounded, the master thinks. I went up to the peasant, took out the money of money, holds in my hand I ask:

- Listen, peasant! Did you shit so well? The man saw the money and said:

- I, sir!

- Well, brother! On you for this ruble money. The man took and thinks:

- It is true that the master really loves bzdeh, it’s necessary to go to the church to become a feast, and to become around him: he will always give on the ruble.

Mass was gone, everyone went home. A peasant straight to his neighbor and told how and what happened to him.

“Well, brother,” says the neighbor, “now, like the rain of a holiday, let's both go to church; together we will see more; he gives both money to us!

So they waited for the holiday, went to the church, stood in front of the master and let the stench on the whole church. Barin approached them and asked:

“Listen, guys, did you shit so well?”

- We, sir!

- Well, thank you; Yes, it is a pity that money has not happened to me. And you guys, as the mass leaves, have lunch tightly and come to my house well, I'll pay you at the same time.

- Listen, sir! Now we will both come to your mercy.

As the mass ended, the men went home for dinner, got drunk, and went to the master. And the master prepared a kind present for them - the rod and the sticks; meets them and says:

- What guys came to visit?

- Similarly, sir!

- Thank you, thank you! But of course, well done, you need to undress the coat, otherwise you should wear a lot of clothes on you - not soon the spirit will break through.

The men shouted their armored jackets and coats, lowered their trousers and down with their shirts. Barin waved his servants; how they grabbed the men, stretched them out, and began to soar: five hundred sticks were asked in the back! Violence got out, but run home without thinking, and put some clothes on.