Hello, I want to tell you here one story that happened to me on my collective farm. I work in a pigsty, we grow pigs and slaughter them for meat.

Once I had a birthday. Especially for this, I put a keg of braga. I did not want to call a lot of friends, I had a plan. I wanted to call Galya T., I liked her for a long time and I wanted to have sex with her.

On my birthday, after the shift, I stayed in the pigsty. There was nobody there, only I was alone. I invited Galya T. to go there, telling her to come: drink some beer. I sit and wait. And I had a plan like this: before that, I got a “piglet pathogen” at the pigsty (this is to make pigs more likely to mate and breed). I mixed this pathogen into the mash, thinking to give Galya something to drink and would have drank a little with it. Then, I thought, we would have real sex with her! ..

And Galya came. But she did not come alone, but brought Tanya G. and Grishka Volosyanko with her. I'm a little offended. And I was frightened: how will I feed them all with my “exciting mash”? But it turns out they brought with them 5 bottles of vodka. Okay. We began to drink vodka. I thought that after vodka, we would be divided into pairs: me and Galya, and Hryshka Volosyanko and Tanya. But the girls, after drinking vodka, said they needed to go. Grishka and I stayed. So that was my birthday! ..

The vodka was drunk, but Grishka and I were few. “Let's go buy more. Do you have money? ”Grishka asked me. I had no money, but I said that I have a brew. Only ... Grishka was immediately delighted. But I told him what kind of brag. We sat and thought. “Maybe nothing will happen?” Grishka asked me. “It may not be,” I replied. And we got the mash and poured it into two glasses. We drank. We sat for about fifteen minutes. Nothing happened. “Was the causative agent for sows or for boars? ...”, finally, Grishka asked and asked. “I don't know,” I replied. We decided that the pathogen was for sows and that it does not work on the male gender. We drank the whole beer and decided to sleep here in the pigsty, because it was 15 kilometers to the village.

We were already going to bed, when suddenly I felt that my penis was beginning to get up by myself, so that my pants started cracking. I looked at Grishka Volosyanko and realized that the same thing was happening to him. We sat opposite each other and looked at each other for a long time. Grishka had a suspicious look, like a real boar, who saw a female. “Grishka, what are you doing?! ...” - I got scared. “It's nothing,” Grishka answered me. And he got up, taking a couple of steps to me. I also got up, trying to stay away from Volosyanka. But he slowly walked towards me. Then I left the room into the corridor and went along it (I didn’t know where I was going, but I didn’t want Grishka Volosyanka to have sex with me). And Volosyanko did not back down, slowly and aggressively walking behind my back.

And then on my way suddenly appeared Sveta Pugacheva (this was her real name). She was a little fool, she had no teeth in front of her. She worked for us in a pigsty and sometimes could sleep here (it was her). She was in love with singer Philip Kirkorov. Her duties included taking birth in sows and all boys - piglets she called Philippi (in our place all the boars were Philip by her grace). Sveta Pugacheva was very ugly, she always smelled. In short, she was scary, like my life! I never would have thought that I could feel attracted to her. “Oh, Svetka !!! And what are you doing here! ”- we happily asked her to come to the rescue Volosyanka.

I grabbed her legs, Grishka grabbed her hands. We dragged her to the mattress. She resisted and cried, and we reassured her. She had to rejoice that we were going to have sex with her, with such a freak, but she was afraid! ..

We put it on the mattress. I took off her panties.She calmed down and suddenly asked me: “Are you Philip?” I told her that I was Philip and got ready to lie down on her, but suddenly I saw snot running from her nose. “Blow your nose,” I told her. She smacked into the hem of her dress. I put my penis into it and started working ... Then Grishka Vlosyanko worked with her. Then we decided to work with her together. We put her on all fours, I walked over to her mouth, and Grishka stood up from behind. We started working, and she suddenly burst into tears, spat out my penis from her toothless mouth and said to me: “You are no Philip! Philip does not do that! ”I told her that I was Philip, that she should not worry that Philip did just that. But she suddenly jumped up and ran away. We began to catch up with her, but she disappeared somewhere. We were angry for a long time. We wanted to have sex more and more, even with whom!

I left Grishka far away, hiding, and tried to masturbate. Suddenly I heard that someone was coming. It was Grishka. "Is there a vaseline?" He asked. "There is. Why do you need it? ”I asked. "Come here. It is necessary, ”he said. I went to the vet's room (he had a whole bucket of vaseline standing there). I gave Vaseline Grishke. He went with a bucket deep into the pigsty. I saw that he, it turned out, had driven one pig into the machine (which is necessary so that the pig does not twitch when it is necessary to do something with it: to treat, for example, or to give an injection). He went to the machine, anointed Vaseline in a pig under the tail, then pulled out his penis from his pants, sticking out of him like a branch of a tree, and anointed him. He tried to insert his dick into the pig, but the pig squealed. “Something is tight!” Said Grishka. And then I realized: "What are you, this is Philip !!!" We took the boar to the stall, brought out the sow and drove it into the machine. We took turns having sex with her. And what could we do: after all, our penis remained firm all the time and stuck out like a log! ...

We filled the pig with sperm so that it flowed over the edge. If pigs could give birth from people, then we would have with Grishka fulfilled the monthly rate of the boar-producer.

We were tired of working with the pig and went to rest. While we rested, our members were numb again and again we wanted sex. We got up and went to the machine where we had a pig. But then the main livestock specialist entered the pigsty. She was a woman of about 50, but still with a tight body, big ass and breasts. “What are you doing here so late?” She asked, seeing us. Volosyanka and I stood silently and guiltily. She went to the pig, who was enshrined in the machine and wanted to say something else ... But then Grishka did something that I couldn’t expect from him: he hit the animal technician on the head with his fist (and he had a fist like a dumbbell) . The animal husbandry fell, losing consciousness. Grisha grabbed her and dragged. “What are you doing, you fool ?!” I asked him. But Grishka silently dragged her to the mattress and began to undress.

He had sex with her for a long time. At this time, she came to herself, opened her eyes, but Grishka shoved his cap in her mouth instead of a gag and tied his hands with a belt. “What are you doing ?!” I told him, but he silently worked with the livestock specialist. Then he got up, caught his breath, asked me if I wanted to have sex with a zoo technician or not, otherwise he will rest now and continue again. I thought, thought (thought it was better to have sex with a zoo technician than with a pig). And he lay down on the animal science ...

We left her alone in the morning. We untied her and let her go. She silently and wearily left. And we finally went to bed.

I woke up first, saw the sleeping Volosyanka and thought that we must prepare for what will now come with the police zoo technician and take us away. “What have we done?! ...” - I thought with fear. When Volosyanko woke up, we both began to think, not seeing anything good in our yesterday’s deed.

Gradually, in the morning, workers began to arrive at the pigsty. Soon the zoo technician was supposed to appear there. She came at last. She came to us, and we were preparing for the worst. “Today you will be here? ... I will come. Keep in mind, ”the livestock expert quietly told us and walked away, as if nothing had happened.We were very pleased that everything worked out well, we were ready to have sex with this fat old woman for at least a year in a row, if only the police didn’t get it.

Who knew that the “pig pathogen” would so excite us with Grishka Volosyanka? After all, I relied on the fact that I would finally have Galya T., but it turned out that I had anyone but not her. I imagine if Galya drank my braga, what would happen to her then? Better, I'll try to fuck with her sex just like that, without any pathogens.