Babah! The minute silence was cut by a rather pretty gnash of iron on the asphalt. Yeah, it means our dear chef. He is, in principle, a good man. But - - without brakes. And the car is the same. Bah, how fast something runs across the street. Nothing but something happened. Extraordinary.

Shandar! The door flew off, screeching hinges.

- So, immediately! - - he almost yelled, walking towards us through the trading floor, - - Administrator at the entrance. Do not let anyone in! Girls, premarafetitsya! Guys, slowly block the buyers! So, John, go to the store, three bottles of champagne, the most expensive. Fruits. Chocolate. Blinds to lower! Light turn on! Wipe the floors!

The hall consultants and trainees almost scattered.

- We decided to glance glorious guys from the tax police to buy a golden toilet from Versace? - I suggested.

- Worse. No, better. Right now, I must come ...

Then he leaned over to the senior administrator Lisa and breathed something in her ear. Lisa made square eyes.

- - Aha! That week she came to Motley for a tile, so she bought almost everything from him. Somewhere at 15-20 tons. I am right now Stepan called, gr-r-rit, her secretary called, was interested in where you can look a decent jacuzzi. Well, Stepan and thumped about me. If she likes us, our quarterly plan is in our pocket.

- - And if not, dear?

A miniature young lady in dark blue with silver embroidery pantsuit and a hat stood behind the chef. The one that I had unobservedly watched for about fifteen minutes, until the boss rushed in with his hysteria. All this time, she walked around the room, examining our “pelvis”, sorry, Italian, Swedish and Spanish Jacuzzi baths, hydromassage and waterfall plumbing miracles (at no less than wonderful prices) and, as it seemed to me, she was completely bored.

“Yes, I would like to see how such a figure will look in boiling, illuminated from the bottom streams of water. Probably very good, ”I thought then.

For a moment I imagined how a thin, elegant leg touches the white smooth bottom, bends, slides, finds support, and finally freezes, immersed in the bliss of warm bliss. And cheerful bubbles and precisely calculated power of water turbulence envelop this delicate fragile body, fussing about the cooler with almost silent whirlpools ... Bottom light bulbs burn half-heartedly, soft light reflected from its alabaster skin, breaks through the water column and connects to a light, intoxicating aroma of young, healthy and beautiful body.

- - And if not, dear?

Our boss was completely speechless and stood silent as a porcelain toilet on a pedestal of Carrara marble. At that moment, the door screamed a second time, and John, who was sent for champagne, flew in.

- Very nice! - - she smiled - - Very nice. I start you ... like. Then she looked from the chef to a nearby hot tub and, as if not speaking to anyone, said:

- Buyers something all went their separate ways. There will be nothing for you to do here. Take a walk, perhaps, the weather is nice. My boys are already half an hour from the street watching your wonderful institution, everything will be fine. I’m here to get acquainted with all this.

Everyone began to move without a murmur.

- And you, young man, I ask you to stay.

Müller's phrase was intended, of course, to me, the most unlucky in our sanitary gang. I attached myself to the crowd stomping at the exit, closed the service exit behind them. And bitterly, bitterly sighed. In the back I took a crystal glass. I thought - and took the second one. And he went to his most unusual buyer.

- Something stifling here, don't you find?

- Yes, there is a little bit. Would you like some champagne, madam?

- Mademoiselle, please. Yes of course. So, let's start with the baths. What do you think is the cutest?

- The one that fits more, Madame ... uh, Mademoiselle.

- I like the way you think. Is this a theoretical consideration or outcome of the practice?

- The second, perhaps. You never know why you need your bath tonight.

She thoughtfully took a rather large sip of champagne. Then another. And further.

- So, I understood. Get undressed! - - and she took off her hat and jacket, - - No one buys a car without a test drive. And here the price is quite comparable with some "nine". Let's see this copy. It looks like nothing, pretty, - - she waved her charming head in the direction of the dazzling white whirlpool monster.

Following the jacket on the floor fell ultramarine blouse. She unbuckled the straps on her shoes, immediately losing five centimeters in height. A lightning flashed. Trousers. She stayed in the bodice and black lace panties.

- Unzip, please - - and she turned her back to me. The fingers, of course, slightly trembled, but the clasp still capitulated immediately. There was nothing to undo on shorts, but a real gentleman will always help a lady. I very slowly ran my palms from chest to waist. Hands slid under the gum.

She stood completely naked, with a slight ironic smile, a fragile white Mademoiselle amid a cluster of convex bathroom sides. Somehow, especially calmly, she took me by the tie, pulled me to her side and began to carefully study the design of my belt with my second hand. Lightning flashed a second time. Breathing has become much easier. The tie, shirt, trousers and some insignificant trivialities under her skillful hands surrendered without a fight.

She threw her waist around and almost demanded:

- We need to choose the most spacious jacuzzi.

She was almost weightless. I carried her through the hall drowning in the dim light to the farthest corner, where there was the only Jacuzzi in the entire store, into which at least some water was poured.

He pressed a few control buttons, the water began to boil and gurgled, the lights and heating turned on. I carefully lowered it into the water and stepped over the side myself. The bubbles were dancing around her horribly elastic chest. She smiled and watched their intricate dance. Then she put her hands under the water and said, not without interest:

- And what is this secret control lever?

- This is something like a small gift from the company to its regular customer.

- Well, not so small ... gift. Because doubly nice.

- Me too.

Then we drove for a long time overseas hydro-reservoirs in different modes, splashing a good half of the water on the floor ...

She disappeared just as she appeared - - - without submissions. A couple of days later, the gentlemen in black arrived, showed a finger to the very same bath, plunged it and took it away.