a screwdriver, pliers, a set of bicycle keys, two proprietary thieves, an oil bubble (all to open doors and hatches that go to the roof, etc., unforeseen obstacles) as well as a telescope and binoculars (for any reason if close distance), and a pair of chocolates and lollies, so it was not boring to sit in wait.

Arriving at the scene, and I must say, I had to pretty much run around in dark glasses, searching in the dark for his street and house number, I began to search for the necessary entrance, on which, unfortunately, there were no apartment numbers. Darkness, even though the eye poke, nifiga not visible. (And you can’t take off glasses, if it comes out! In short, it was decided to use make-up for the future) Not only were there no signs, there was also a combination lock on each doorway. And then I remembered the most important thing: I forgot the flashlight: And I certainly had to get inside and run through the floors in search of the location of his apartment so that you could define his windows. I don’t remember how I determined the necessary staircase, but it took me at least 20 minutes to pick up the code in the dark. But still it was necessary to find a place for an ambush.

Finally I'm inside. I climb up the stairs upstairs and quickly find the number of the apartment on the second floor I need, yeah, the windows look out on both sides - this is a plus, the floor is not convenient for an ambush, this is a minus. The floor is not convenient, considering that from the roofs of the neighboring 12-storey houses, which stand opposite - too high, and from the ground the apartment is very difficult to see. Now you need to check the house opposite on both sides, for the presence of the entrance to the roof, to comfortably sit in ambush with teens and chocolates. In anticipation, I noticed that one of the two houses, the one that was located on the most successful side, to which all the entrances went, is generally some research institute who would let me inside, what kind of exit to the roof: On the second house there were coded locks at each entrance, in the dark without a flashlight - a dead number. Moreover, even in case of success, it was more than unwise to creak in the dark and deathly silence with the covers of the hatches and the doors to the roof, the neighbors would all think that punks or thieves would call the cops, and with my equipment it wasn’t very quick to get rid of garbage. In short, it was reasonably decided to put everything off for the next day.

In the afternoon, it was no longer possible to walk around in everything “black-fitting,” too suspiciously, attracts attention. This time I put on a long skirt, a wide sweater, took a shopping bag, so that if anything, was mistaken for a lohushka. Arriving at the place of yesterday's dislocation, she opened all four code locks from the first time, identified specific attritions peculiar to them, and finally, from a curious grandfather, she found a sunroof. The lock didn’t break the problems, but it wasn’t possible to raise the hatch itself - it was the most offensive thing that could be in a fragile and tender girlish body.

It was decided to find and charge some gopnik to lift this hatch, giving him a bottle, but for some reason the gopnik turned out to be even weaker than me - the lid did not even yield. In short, I scored on this hatch, and with anger, almost at all the men, too, but in time I came to my senses and went to look further for a place to ambush. Searches ended successfully. Two objects were found in front of the windows on which it was possible to settle. The first is a tree, a few meters from its windows, the second object was an abandoned truck trailer standing on the roadway. The only catch was that it was still light, but I didn’t want to collect a bunch of onlookers at all, or to be simply seen from the window. Before the full onset of darkness, an hour and a half remained, according to my calculations, so it was decided to drag somewhere on a bench in the bushes, near distant houses, without losing the object from sight.With anguish, she prematurely devoured all the chocolates and sosala all the chupa chups. It's a shame.

Finally, it got dark and I went to occupy the objects. I could not manage to climb a tree, apparently, due to the fact that the trunk was, as luck would have it, smooth, like a member, without a single bitch. (if acquaintances saw me at that moment, it would be the gravest disgrace in my life, since in my school years I definitely broke all records on climbing trees, ropes and GTO standards, which caused the irreconcilable envy of the boys, who had still take me to my gang) And I did not have the rope with me. Damn, old age is not fun.

She waited for the patrols to pass and climbed into the trailer. Settled down. Warm and dry, and the flies do not bite. She got a teaser, set up. Only trouble is - for some reason, the dense tulle on the windows persistently did not allow to make out the faces, well, very rarely appear in the window, the inhabitants of the apartment. Uh, dohlyak. Gathered, went to the subway.

All the useless Sunday had to live in the unbearable expectation of a nice Monday, so that, overpowering myself, to get up at 5 am and catch HIM from a new ambush, “lukewarm”, coming out in the morning from the entrance. Everything. The main thing was done. It was he. That was His address. I had His phone.

Now he has nowhere to go from me ...

PS There is no point in describing what happened afterwards, this is understandable, besides this is another whole story, the story of which is not enough for me, but it will always live in my memory, as one of my most beautiful, unforgettable and delightful impressions life ...

P. P. S. To avoid compromising, I had to omit all the names and titles. I would not like to have long explanations with friends, figs then prove that I am not a nymphoman, etc.