Once there was a man and a woman, and they had a daughter, a young girl. She went to harrow the garden; boronova la, boronova, only and called her in a hut there are pancakes. She went, and the horse with everything, with the harrow left in the garden:

- Let him stand, while I turn.

Only their neighbor had a son - a stupid boy. I have long wanted him to pry this girl, but he will not invent it. He saw a horse with a harrow, climbed over the hill, straightened the horse and led him into his garden. Even though he had left the harrow in the old place, he put his heads down through the hill to himself and harnessed the horse again. The girl came and was given a diva:

- What would it be - a harrow on one side of the fence, and a horse on the other?

And let's beat my whip with a whip and sentence!

- What the hell brought you! She knew how to enter, know how to get out: well, well, bear!

And the guy is standing, looking and chuckling.

- If you want, - he says, - I will help, only you give me ...

The girl was a thief:

“Probably,” he says, and she had an old pike head in mind, was lying in the garden, her mouth open. She raised that head, put it in a sleeve and said:

- I will not get to you, and you do not climb here, so as not to see who, but let's better through this tynok. Hurry up the gag, and I’ll instruct you.

The guy sulked a gag and stuck it through the back, and the girl took a pike's head, spread it and put it on the bald patch. He's like a twitch - and he smacked x ... th until blood. He grabbed the gag with his hands and ran home, sat down in the corner and kept quiet.

“Oh, her mother is like that,” she thinks to herself, “but how painful is pi ... yes, she bites her!” If only x ... s healed, otherwise I would never ask any girl!

Here it is time: we decided to marry this guy, got him on a neighbor girl and got married. They live the day and the other and the third, live the week, the other and the third. The guy is afraid to touch his wife. Here we must go to the mother-in, let's go. Dear young and says to her husband:

- Listen, dear Danilushka! Why are you married, and you have no business with me? If you can not, what was a stranger's century jammed with a gift?

And Danilo her:

- No, now you can not fool me! You have a pi: yes bites. My gag has been sick for a long time, it has healed.

“You're lying,” she says, “I was joking at you at that time, and now don't be afraid.” Na-ka try ho-sha road, most loved.

Then he took the hunt, turned her hem and said:

- Wait, Varyukha, I will tie the legs to you, let me tie you, if I start to bite, so I can jump out and leave.

He untied the reins and twisted her bare thighs. He had a decent instrument, as he pressed Varyuha, as she screamed with a good mat, and the horse was young, scared and started to sling (sleigh here and there), threw out the guy, and Varyuha with bare thighs and rushed to the measuring yard The mother-in-law looks out the window, sees: the son-in-law’s horse, and thought, surely, it was he who brought the beef for the holiday, went to meet, or her daughter.

“Ah, mother,” shouts, “untie it, hurry, no one has seen the pokedov.”

The old woman untied her, asked what and how.

- Where is the husband?

- Yes, his horse dumped!

- They went into the hut, looked out the window, Danilka went, walked over to the boys, who were playing grandmas, stopped and looked.

Mother-in-law sent his eldest daughter. That comes:

- Hello, Danila Ivanovich!

- Great.

- Go to the hut, only you and lacking!

- Do you have Varvara?

- We have.

“Did her blood settle?”

She spat and left him. Mother-in-law sent for him a daughter-in-law, this one pleased him.

- Come on, let's go, Danilushka, the blood has long dried up.

She brought him to the hut, and the mother-in-law meets and says:

- Welcome, my dear zatyushka!

- Do you have Varvara?

- We have.

“Did her blood settle?”

- It has long settled down.

Here he pulled out his gag, shows the mother-in-law and says.

- Here, mother, it sewed everything in her!

- Well, well, sit down, it's time to have lunch.

They sat down and began to drink and eat. They gave me an egg and a fool and wanted to eat it all alone, so he came up with it, and deftly pulled out the gag, hit the bald patch with a spoon and said:

- This is the stitching of everything in Varyukha! - Yes, and began to interfere with his scrambled eggs.There is nothing to do, they climbed all out of the table, and he eaten an omelette one, and began to thank the mother-in-law for the bread for salt.